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First Name: maryjo
joke: when can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? When she cant find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear
First Name: hahahahahaha
joke: What does a blonde and an airplane have in common? They both have cock pits......
First Name: Master Bate
joke: A blonde goes into a library and says, Id like a burger with fries. The librarian says, Dont you know where you are? The blonde says, (whispering) I'd like a burger with fries.
First Name: Josh Pilmore
joke: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? twist the cork and throw it back
First Name: KrisTinA
joke: how do you kill a blonde? Put spikes on her shoulders and ask her a question (*shrugs shoulders* "i don't know, i don't know")
First Name: Jesus
joke: What u call a blond with pigtales? A blow job with handle bars
joke: Why does the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take out the tissues.
First Name: iris
joke: how do you keep a blonde busy? put her in a circled room and tell her to find a corner.
joke: What did the "Blonde" put behind her ears, to get a man? Her ankles.
First Name: Chris
joke: how is a blonde like a screen door? The more you slam it, the looser it gets.
First Name: gollie
joke: what did the blondes right leg say to her left leg? nothing they never meet
First Name: allison
joke: why did the blonde have to drink a hot pepsi? Because she couldnt fit the ice in the bottle\
First Name: jennifer
joke: a blonde and a brunette jumped off a building which landed first and why? The brunette because the blonde had to ask for directions.
First Name: joe
joke: How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a swimming pool.
First Name: blonde joke jim
blonde joke: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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joke: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show!
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joke: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
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joke: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.
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joke: Why is a blonde like a turtle? They're both screwed when they're on their back.
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joke: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself.
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joke: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized.
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joke: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? More leg room.
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joke: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? Because she's been laid all over the country.
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joke: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? Who cares?
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joke: What's a blonde's favourite wine? "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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joke: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
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joke: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count.
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joke: Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.
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