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First Name:kyle     joke: what did the cannible say to the other cannible after they ate the clown? Did he taste funny to you? First Name:lethalenforcer     joke: Two cannibals were talking. The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "So, try the potatoes." First Name:uncle fester     joke: What did the angry cannible say to his nieghbour? "I have a bone to pick with you." First Name:Arbys4ever     joke: What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? wipes his ass First Name:Arbys4ever     joke: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair First Name:roger w     joke: There were three men who were lost in the forest, and they were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and gather ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.     So all three men went separate ways to gather fruit. The first one came back to the village and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten by the tribe." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed, eaten, and went to heaven.     The second man arrives at the village and shows the king his ten fruits--blueberries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this would be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, dropped the blueberries, and therefore he was also killed, eaten, and went to heaven.     The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Jim, why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" Jim replied "I couldn't help it, I saw Bob coming with a cart of watermelons." First Name:gtivkhjl     joke: what did one cannibal say to another? "I never met a man I didn't like"