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First name: DAnthony
joke: Why is Saddam Hussein afraid to have sex with a girl? Because when he opens her leg he will see Bush.
First name: nat
joke: the word is legs, now lets go out and spread the word!
First name: opie m.
joke: What is the difference between a baby and an airplane?A airplane goes from city to city and a baby goes from tiddy to tiddy
First name: Pat
joke: How do you make a hormone? Dont pay her.
First name: justin c
joke: What do you call a lesbien dinosuar Lick a lot of puss.
First name: SHAWN (BIG)
joke: two gay guys are having sex, they both die at the same time. which one goes to hell first the one on top or the one on bottom. The one on bottom because he already has his shit packed.
First Name: Lee
joke: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.
First Name: Lee
joke: A woman lay in a coma in the hospital while the nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazyas this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses rushed into the room. " What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I dunno. I guess she choked."
First Name: mike aoc
joke: a guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots the bartender says oh whats the special ocassion the guy says my first blow job the bartender says well then you can have the 6th one free the guy says thanks anything to get that nasty ass taste out of my mouth
First Name: large marge
joke: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket snatches watches.
First Name: (\/)17(h
joke: A dirty old grandmother, mother, and daughter, all hookers, are talking when the daughter says, "you know I get really mad when guys only give me $50 for a blowjob." The mother says "$50? Back in the 1950?s we were happy to get $20"
And the grandmother says "Twenty dollars? Ha! back in the 1930?s we where just happy to have something warm in our stomaches."
First Name: (\/)17(h
joke: Two women are playing golf when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him, apologizes, and explains that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.
"No thanks, just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pant and starts massaging his genitals.
"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.
"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."
First Name: juanita
joke: Why do old men take viagra? So they don't roll out of bed.
First Name: Martha Stewart
joke: Why are lesbians lazy? Because they don't do dick and they always eat out.
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