Ethnic Jokes

First Name: Liz
    joke: When do you smile and wink at a nigga?.....When your about to fire the gun

First Name: Florence
    joke: someone told the whitegirl to take a bath and milk for soft skin so she called the grocries store to order some milk. When the milk man asked her "will that be pasterized?" she said, "hmmmmmm... no just up to my tits."

First Name: b
    joke: whats the definition of confusion. Fathers day in harlem

First Name: b
    joke: i shouldnt tell black jokes because i have a black man in my family tree...........hes been hanging there for years

First Name: b
    joke: whats the difference between black people and snow tires. snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.

First Name: Mohammad
    joke: What do you call fat mexican people? Bean and Cheese!!!

First Name: andrew
    joke: what is the difference b/t a black person and a park bench?a park bench can support a family of four

First Name: MATT
    joke: why is stevey wonder always smiling? because he doesn't know he's black

First Name: bob
    joke: how did chinese learn to speak? they dropped a spoon and heard, ching, kong, ting, king

First Name: ME
    joke: What irish person can never leave the backyard? Patio Furniture

First Name: scott
    joke: why did the lil white boy get jumped in the ghetto? b/c he asked for a ssnika

    Joke: what is faster then a black guy with a tv? his brother with a vcr

First Name: Cletus
    Joke: How do you know if you have been robbed by a mexican? Your dog is pregnant and your bike is gone

    What do whites like 2 eat? Ritz cuz it's 4 crackers.

    Why is life like a bag of jelly-beans? Everyone hates the black ones.

    Where did the black family go for Thanksgiving? Nowhere KFC isn't open on holidays.

    What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robbin.

First name: Billy
    Joke: Why are Blacks' palms white? Because they had there hands on the wall as God painted them.

First name: Billy
    Joke: What do you say if your T.V. is floating in the night? Drop it Niga'!!!!!!!!!!

First name: Skanless
    Joke: How do you know when a pakistan boy becomes a man... They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head.

First name: Jesus
    Joke: whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of six

First name: Karra
    Joke: How come black people are so fast? Cause all the slow ones are in jail.

First name: Karra
    Joke: What does a black guy get for christmas? Your bike.

First name: Karra
    Joke: How come black guys are like sperm? Only 1 in a million work.

First name: Karra
    Joke: What do you call 2 mexicans on the back of a fire truck? Hose A and Hose B (jose and josb)

First name: Karra
    Joke: How does a polok commit suicide? He jumps out a basement window.

First name: Elvin
    Joke: What do you call a black family paying in the leaves. Raisin Bran

First name: michael
    Joke: Why are abortions so common with blacks? The parents get a bonus from crime-stoppers.

First name: michael
    Joke: Why do black people always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!

First name: michael
    Joke: What does a black woman and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods!

First name: michael
    Joke: Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot!

First name: LALA SEQ
    Joke: How many Cops does it take to arrest a mexican? 2, 1 to arrest him and the other to hold his oranges.

First name: Cole
    Joke: What do you get when you have 3 mexican, 1 chinese, and 3 blacks in a line? A sprinkler (spick-spick-spick-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga)

    joke: what do you call a black minister?? HOLY SHIT

First name: Billy Bob Jr
    Joke: How was break dancing invented, When Black people were trying to steal hub-caps off of cars while they were moving

First name: Billy Bob Jr
    Joke: What is the fastest way to get aroung Harlem, Jump on a black guys back and yell cops!

First name: Billy Bob Jr
    Joke: Why did two jewish guys spend ten years in the desert, one dropped a quarter.

First name: Billy Bob Jr
    Joke: How was copper wire invented, Two jewish guys fighting over a penny.

First name: Chris
    joke: Why are black people so tall? Cuz there Ne-gros

First name: David
    joke: Why did the black guy say fee, fi, fo, fum? He was giving out his address - #3541.

First name: Dan
    joke: why are black guys palms white? Because when god made people he thought he'd put a little bit of good in everybody.

First name: Joe
    joke: Why doesn't Poland have a hockey team? They all drown during spring training.

First name: Jay
    joke: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

First name: Jay
    joke: Why do drug companies put cotton on top of their products? To let black people know they picked cotten before they sold drugs.

First name: papasmokey
    joke: What do you call a black man in a mansion? A thief

First name: ben
    joke: what begins with n and ends with r that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor

First name: max
    joke: why is advil white? because it works

First name: joe
    joke: Why do mexicans refry their beans? have you ever seen a mexican do something right the first time?

First name: joe
    joke: what do you get when you cross a mexican and a vietnamese? A car theif that can't drive.

First name: yomamma
    joke: what did god say when he made a black person? dang i burnt him

First name: yomamma
    joke: why do black people have to where white gloves when they are eating tootsie rolls? so they wont mistake them for their fingers and bite them off

First name: yomamma
    joke: why do black people hate opening tylenol bottles? because there is cotton on top

First name: yomamma
    joke: what are the 2 ways to babysit a black baby? wet its lips and stick it to a window,and put velcrow on a window and stick its head to it

First name: james
    joke: what do you call a white guy surrounded by 200 black guys?--WARDEN

First name: jimmy
    joke: What do you call an Chinese person that spun around several times? Disoriented.

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    joke: if you lose your honky were do you go to look for it? in your aunt grandmother momma's bed, because honkys like to keep it in the family.

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    joke: two little boys, (white and black) were arguing about who's dad is cooler the black boy sad well my dad has a cool truck and when you sound the horn it sounds "honky,honkey" and the white boy said well my daddy has a chainsaw and when you turn it on it goes "runnnnnn nnnigggaaaaa nigga nigga runnnnn-niggggggaaa nigga nigga-!!!!!!!!!"

First name: richard
    joke: how do u make a mexican mad? hide his food stamps under his work boots

First name: richard
    joke: what do u call a mexican batisim? a bean dip

First name: LOL
    joke: WHAT IS LONG AND BLACK???? THE WELFARE LINE HAHAAAHAH

First name: cracker haters
    joke: why cant you look at white people for to long? youll go snow blind

First name: omlet
    joke: why do jews have big noses? because the air is free!

First name: megan
    joke: why dont mexicans have olyimpic teams? because the ones who can run, jump, or swim are already here

First name: megan
    joke: what do u do when u see ur tv floating in midair in the middle of the night? say drop it nigga!

First name: me
    joke: why do blacks where platforms? so there nuckles dont drag on the ground

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    joke: two little boys, (white and black) were arguing about who's dad is cooler. The black boy sad well my dad has a cool truck and when you sound the horn it sounds "honky,honkey" and the white boy said well my daddy has a chainsaw and when you turn it on it goes "runnnnnn nnnigggaaaaa nigga nigga runnnnn- niggggggaaa nigga nigga-!!!!!!!!!"

First name: Aussie
    joke: What is the biggest dilemma faced by jews? Free pork!

First name: scott
    joke: what do u call a bunch of mexicans holding hands? A spicett fence

First name: Upachuka
    joke: How do you drown a black person? Pop his lips

First name: Aussie
    joke: Why do Greeks and Italians wear gold chains around their necks? So they know where to stop shaving!

First name: scott
    joke: what do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

First name: Lee
    joke: Why do black people smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too

First name: Patrick
    joke: In my opinion there are two types of people on saint patricks day- the irish and the people who drive them home!

First name: pocket watch
    joke: Why do Italians grow mustaches? So they can look like their grandmothers.

First name: Jake
    joke: What do you get at a black mans garage sale? Your stuff Back!!!

First name: Jake
    joke: How do you save a black from drowning? Why would you want to!!!

First name: Jake
    joke: How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Hang one in your front!!!

First Name: russ
    joke: whats the difference between a chevy and a black person? Chevys work

First Name: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    joke: How many irish to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to hold it in place and the other to drink intill the room spins.

First Name: tiajuana sanchez
    joke: where do little white babies go when they die? Heaven
    what do they get? Wings what are they called? Angels
    where do little black babies go when they die? Heaven
    what do they get? Wings what are they called? Bats

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    joke: What happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire? He drowns

First Name: DICK
    joke: Why can't black people get on the internet? Because service providers don't offer basketball scholarships

First Name: DICK
    joke: Why aren't there any puerto ricans on Star Trek? They won't work in the future either.

First Name: notch johnson
    joke: two black guys and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police

First Name: notch johnson
    joke: What do you call a drive bye in Chinatown? A Cappachino

First Name: Roy
    joke: a black guy a mexican guy and a white guy are walking along and they find a lamp and a jeanie comes out and says he'll give each of them one wish. the black guy is first and he wishes that him and all other black people get sent back to africa where they can live happily, then the mexican wishes he and all the mexicans can go back to their homeland and live happily as well. when it gets to the white guy he goes "let me get this strait, I can wish for anything I want and all the black people and mexicans are already gone?" "yes" replies the genie "alright then I'll have a coke"