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How does Helen Keller drive? One
hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!
First name: Brittany
joke: How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room
joke: Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.
First name: Rob Boz
joke: Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
First name: businessguy
joke: What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA
joke: Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop
First name: Willy Boy
joke: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the
toilet.
How many kids did Helen Keller have? NONE! The plunger went all the way
through!
First Name: LMonroe
joke: If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
First name: Jay
joke: Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman!
no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!
First name: Jay
joke: Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!
First name: Red
joke: how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other side? they called back.
(note from one of our visitors: "how did helen keller hear the iron ring? SHE DIDN'T!!! cause shes DEAF!!!!!!!!!!" this joke may have been fabricated, we are currently researching the authenticity of this event.)
First name: Red
joke: what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either
First name: shayla
joke: what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love
First name: yo momma
joke: why does helen keller wear tight pants? so you can read her lips!!
First name: Heather
joke: What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs
First name: little-comb
joke: Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days.
First name: Jeffrey
joke: If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?
First name: Aussie
joke: What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!
First name: griz
joke: whats the name of helen kellers new movie? silent scream.
First name: griz
joke: how did helen keller burn her face? she was bobbing for french fries.
First name: Joseph
joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls.
First name: patrick
joke: Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car? Because shes a woman. Why cant Hellen Keller drive a train? Because shes dead.
First name: Dee
joke: Why were Helen Kellers hands purple? She heard it thru the grapevine.
First name: dave
joke: Have you heard about Helen Kellers new car? neither has she
First name: dave
joke: Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall.
First name: Boyd
joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? -they left the plunger in the toilet
First name: eliyah
joke: what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else.
First name: Jeremy
joke: Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
First name: Reed
joke: How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers
First name: max
joke: why did helen kellers dog commit suicide? you would to if your name was mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn
First name: M & G
joke: Why doesnt Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens
First Name:wickedclown
joke: why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
First Name: danny
joke: Whats helen keller's favorite color? Black
First Name: The Dude
joke: Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going?
First Name: John dokken
joke: How do you punish Helen Keller? By rearranging the living-room furniture.
First Name: jenifer
joke: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.
First Name: jenifer
joke: How did Helen Keller breake her arms? Trying to read road signs at 40mph.
First Name: jenifer
joke: Why couldn't Helen Keller play on her high school football team? Because she's a girl
First Name: jenifer
joke: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.
First Name: fdskflfjdkl
joke: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
First Name: Charles
joke: What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? Washed her hands with soap.
First Name: mike
joke: how did Helen Keller burn her hands? She was trying to read a waffle iron
First Name: adam
joke: what does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld
First Name: molly
joke: Why was Helen Keller late for school? DUI
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