Funny Quotes

"All you need in this life is a tremendous sex drive and a great ego. Brains don't mean a shit."
  - Captain Tony

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
  - Vince Lombardi

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
  - homer simpson

"You hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that, its called everybody, and they meet at the bar."
  - drew carey

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