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First Name: mike
joke: What does a woman and carpet have in commen? if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later
First Name: Preston
joke: why are womens feet so small? So they can stand closer to the stove
How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up !!!!!!!!!!
First Name: Cole
joke: How do we know that God is a man? A:If God was a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.
First Name: Mrs. Percy
joke: Want to hear a joke? Women's rights
First Name: 616 Represent
joke: What do you do when the dish washer is broken? Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work.
First Name: Doug
joke: Why did the woman cross the road? It doesnt matter, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place.
First Name: patrick
joke: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you done told her twice.
First Name: patrick
joke: why cant women ski? because theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.
First Name: John
joke: What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand.
First Name: John
joke: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
First Name: andre the giant
joke: Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove.
First Name: dirk
joke: Did you know there are female hormones in beer? If you drink too it makes you talk crap and drive horrible.
First Name: madmax
joke: Why do they call it PMS? Cause mad cow disease was already taken.
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